It’s a miracle! One-word reviews!

It’s been pretty darn quiet on the Elf front lately. Sorry folks. I cannot seem to work, plan a wedding, blog, and exist. Things are probably going to get even patchier here on the shelf as the big day / honeymoon in paradise approaches. I’m just warning you. I’m reading – honest – but I don’t have a lot of brain available right now for the critical thinking part.

I am now going to impress you with my amazing one-word reviews!

Here is my review of this:

“Fun.”

And this:

“Intense.”

And this:

“Pugtastic.”

Perhaps once my brain has stopped obsessing about whether or not I must have one of these:

or fixating on how long it will take me to punch out a kazillion heart-shaped confetti bits from my old copy of this:

I may once again be able to present respectable reviews on a regular basis.

Have patience.

The Elf will return.